[Invision]

Thou doth not insult the holy game. Here are the rules:

1. Every time you think about The Game or of The Game, you lose the game.

2. Losses must be announced to everyone within hearing distance as soon as possible.

3. You have to explain The Game to anyone who asks what The Game is or what its rules are.

4. You cannot explain The Game to anyone unless they ask for a description of it or its rules.

5. Once you start playing the game, you never stop. You start playing it when you first hear about it. People who never hear about it do not win, because in order to win it you have to play it.

6. You cannot by yourself win The Game. You can ordinarily either lose it or not be losing it. The only way to win it is if a politician publicly announces that you have won it. And once you hear that you have won The Game you have to lose it again, because you cannot hear about it without thinking about it, and every time you think about it you lose. No one has won the game yet.

7. You cannot win The Game by forgetting about it. In fact, if you forget about the game permanently, you lose the game forever.

8. You cannot "not play" the game unless you have never heard of it. If you break any of The Game's rules, you are still playing it, just not by the correct rules.

9. If you break any of The Game's rules, you are qualified to spit at the first person you see. If the first person you see is you, that doesn't count unless no one else is in seeing distance. If no one else is in seeing distance when you break any of The Game's rules, you must spit on yourself and quote Shakespear backwards. If you don't do this, you have broken another one of the game's rules, so you have to do this.

Yes.

YOU HAVE JUST LOST THE GAME! SUCKARZ!

James

[Dusky]

EH?

[icewolf2249]

Aaaw, crap. I lose. I'm so good at playing, because I always forget about it. Thanks for killing my streak.


Though, The Game is a lot harder when it's on a website, where you can see it all the time.


Also this belongs in the games thread, methinks.

[The_Heroic_Loser]

I moved it, but I honestly don't think this thread really belongs anywhere.

[icewolf2249]

CRAP. See this is what I mean. You can't play the game when it constantly stares you in the face. *mumble* Stupid thread *mumble*.

[tobnameless]

I refuse to think.

[Ikin]

Originally Posted by tobnameless

I refuse to think.

That shouldn't be hard.

[icewolf2249]

Oh snap.

[BeautifullyBroken]

this is weird...

[Dusky]

I still don't get it. :/