2nd Edition RPG Award: Best IC Quote

Ikin · 02-08-2008, 08:04 PM

- Ashley Burchell - "Your father must be disappointed that of all the other competent sperm, you were the one your mom didn't swallow."
- Ashley Burchell - "That was out of context, I apologize. I probably should have said that last year in Biology. Theory of evolution and all that. Tell me, did they just pick you up out of the zoo or was there a shipping process?"
- Chris Campbell - "So you've seen movies right? Tv shows? How did you think this was gonna go?" Chris fired a bullet into the mans leg. "You hold her hostage then what? Somehow it all works out for you?" Chris turned to Kelly. "I mean seriously what is it with bad guys these days, do they even think about this sort of thing?"
- Colin Gryffth - "With your newfound ability to speak again, I find myself afforded the luxury of hearing your dying screams. Fortunately—or rather, unfortunately for yourself, it gives me another incentive to prolong your agony."

Spøkelse · 02-08-2008, 08:06 PM

Adding the poll is easy, just do it here.

Spøkelse · 02-08-2008, 08:08 PM

No we don't :P

The_Heroic_Loser · 02-08-2008, 08:09 PM

We don't have to vote manually. The quotes are all right there.

Spøkelse · 02-08-2008, 08:10 PM

Exactly, they just need to read them

SAMurai · 02-09-2008, 09:27 PM

Some small, selfish part of me wants Colin's quote to win so I can make a ridiculously sadistic looking banner for it. :X All bloody and cryptic and just full of awesomneess. . .

Ikin · 02-09-2008, 09:33 PM

Hehe, I can totally pervert Colin's quote. "With your newfound ability to speak again, I find myself afforded the luxury of hearing your screams of pleasure. Fortunately—or rather, unfortunately for yourself, it gives me another incentive to prolong my molestation."

SAMurai · 02-09-2008, 09:34 PM

>_> That's hot.

Dusky · 02-09-2008, 10:10 PM

Lol. I still love the second one! Especially the context. . .
Something about Ashley apologizing, and then going off to smart talk! Ftw. . .

DarwinMorgan · 02-10-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ikin

Hehe, I can totally pervert Colin's quote. "With your newfound ability to speak again, I find myself afforded the luxury of hearing your screams of pleasure. Fortunately—or rather, unfortunately for yourself, it gives me another incentive to prolong my molestation."

yes, while clever... albeit a tad twisted, i believe that it is in and of itself incorrect.

they wouldnt be screams of pleasure if it was molestation, now would they?

as my girlfriend tells me on a regular basis...

"get as rough as you want, but you can't rape the willing"