[Leviathan Crusader]

My personal reference: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork

C:\> Run "Zork.exe"_

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Copyright (c) 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

Revision 2565520 / Serial number 840726


> read title


Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised.
> look


You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

go north
go south
go east
go west
inventory
examine grue
stay
If you want, you can also:

restore saved game
consult in-game help
open start menu
call tech support

[Zenia]

go north!

[Leviathan Crusader]

> go north


You are in the kitchen. There are cupboards and a door that leads to the yard outside. On the counter is a butcher knife. Next to the knife is a small, light blue tea cup.

You wonder what a butcher knife, designed exclusively for the slicing and hacking of flesh, is doing in a kitchen which is noticably absent of any meat storage or preparation facilities. In fact, you notice that the knife is awfully shiny for a kitchen utensil. It looks as if it's never been used. It's unstained. Untainted. Pure. Righteous.

get knife
examine cupboards
go south
leave house
start cooking
get teacup

[Zenia]

knife, and with that i make 900 postsXD

[Leviathan Crusader]

well done! Go Zenia!

BTW:

> get knife


You quickly grab the knife and stick it in your pants. You suddenly feel a strong sense of justice. Soon your knife's pure, shining blade will bite the flesh of the sinners.


> inv


You've got some clothes on, a stick of gum in your pocket, and a knife sticking into your leg. Ah. You suddenly feel a strong sense of mind-bending irony, as well as mind-bending agony.

examine gum
remove knife
go south
leave house
stab classmate

G'nite. I'm off to bed.

[Zenia]

thanks

leave house!

[Hearts Desire]

stab classmate!

[Zenia]

Originally Posted by Hearts Desire

stab classmate!

(assuming you remove the knife from your leg first)

(assuming you go into the classroom first)

(assuming you travel to Japan first)

(assuming you take a plane first)

(assuming you buy a ticket first)

You buy a ticket on JAL. You get on the plane. You fly into Tokyo. The plane lands. You get off the plane. The knife wound is bleeding heavily now. You run into the classroom. You take the knife out of your leg and slash the throat of your classmate, then make a run for it. Suddenly you see the police on your tail. What do you do?

> run for life


You dash as fast as you can from the police. But, you're not very athletic. Infact you're actually terminally obese, so running was pointless. Sorry I didn't mention that earlier, fat boah!


SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man



He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?

Give him a piece of gum
Ask hm to bring you back to life

[Leviathan Crusader]

Looks like people can run the game without me! Le shock! Le horrer! I am not needed! *sobs and runs away. knocks self unconcious running into a wall*

[Katie(Mrs.Sylar)]

confusing much