[Leviathan Crusader]

This is a cool game I learnt from a friend of mine.
It's simple. There is a pudding. You want the pudding. But guess what? So does everyone else, pal, so you'll have to pull some pretty sharp moves to grab and keep it.
There are only two rules for this version:
1-You can do anything to your opponents, including tripping, shoving, yanking, shooting, duct taping the pudding and everyone else around, anything really.
2-The pudding CAN NOT be destroyed, splattered, eaten, vapourized, etc.

Here is a sample of text, complete with random usernames I could think of:
Lev. Crusader: I trip (previous owner) and snatch the pudding from mid-air.
Karambit: I use telekinesis to levitate the puddding right into my hands...
Bad_Omen: Using the "Swords to Snakes" spell from D&D, I make karambit drop the pudding in shock and run away.
Esquin: This game is crap.
And so on...

I shall begin. I have the pudding. Do your worst...

[Hearts Desire]

The Christmas Forest Animals that Cartman imagined in south park becomes real and rapes Leviathan Crusader thus making him drop the pudding. I now take the pudding.

[Ikin]

Eh, why the hell not?

Kenji Ichigawa comes back from the dead and blows up HD, thus dropping the pudding. I now have the pudding.

[Zenia]

Sonic runs past Ikin, takes it off him and throws it to Tails. Tails then gives it to me. I Have the pudding

[Jadeserai]

Pikachuu zaps Zenia, causing her to fling the pudding into the air as bolts of electricity jumps through her. I catch the pudding.

[Leviathan Crusader]

Originally Posted by Zenia

Sonic runs past Ikin, takes it off him and throws it to Tails. Tails then gives it to me. I Have the pudding

CUUUUUURSE YOU! They're MY favourite characters, you CAAAAAAN'T have them!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o!

I steal a disintegration ray from a secret military base, KILLLLLL Zenia then throw the gun at Jadeserai's head. She falls over and I take the pudding.

I'll never forgive you, Zenia! *sobs*

[Hearts Desire]

Originally Posted by Ikin

Eh, why the hell not?

Kenji Ichigawa comes back from the dead and blows up HD, thus dropping the pudding. I now have the pudding.

Wahahha my own character killed me hah.

Leviathan makes a bet against Eric Cartman [south park, took it from an episode in south park, Kyle sucks cartmans balls the trilogy] on which Leviathan agreed that if he loses the pudding he will do cartmans balls. Claude Lee Clark enters the room and traps Leviathan in a world of illusion making him drop the pudding. Leviathan now loses the bet and do's cartmans balls. I now have the pudding.

[Leviathan Crusader]

After shaking loose the illusion and firing twelve shotgun rounds into Cartman's fat belly (Oh my god, you killed Cartman!), I use my ninja skills to appear behind HD and bind him to the ground using duct tape. I also spear the pudding to a long pole on my back.

[Hearts Desire]

Quantum comes back from the dead and uses his magical powers to kill Leviathan Crusader. Lev. Crusader loses his hold on the pudding as I took it. I now have the pudding.

[Leviathan Crusader]

Hitting a small child and stealing their pogo stick, I bounce after HD and swoop the pudding from his hands. And fall off the pogo stick because even ninjae cannot ride pogo sticks. Accursed things!