[Sam]

Here's a game I just came up with. I'm going to say something I did, and the next person try to top it. So for instance, if I say, "I once ate two hamburgers in an hour", the next person would have to "top it" with "I once ate THREE hamburgers in an hour", etc. The "theme" of the previous statement must be maintained. So following my hamburgers example, you can't go off the track and say, "I once sat still for two hours", etc. But you CAN say, "I once ate FIVE cheesecakes in one sitting", since the theme is kept -- eating and food, and the number of food, etc. As each person tops the previous one, the original "top this" theme can easily divert to other topics, as long as a semblance of "theme" is logically continued.

So here goes:

I once tried to relive my teenage years by taking a ride on my nephew's skateboard and ended up plastered on the concrete floor. My face looked like a pizza for the better part of the week.

Top that!

[BeautifullyBroken]

I once had to prove to all the guys that I could skateboard, well I cant. I got on the skateboard and ran into a grill, knocked it over, and fell on top of it.. That was being used at the time to cook steak. I burt my leg.


Top That!!!

[Quick Wing]

I asked for a skateboard for Christmas years ago and when I tried to learne how to ride, I couldn't and I just gave up. As a friend and I say, we can't ride anything without handlebars.

Top That!

(Mine sucks, I know.)

[Gabriel]

Just a suggestion? Tell me to shut up if im out of line here.......

Maybe a theme would help this topic get going?

Like......'The most painful injury i ever had'.............that can mean basically anything painful from cutting your head open to losing a limb!.......

I might have a winner on this category you see

[mohinder_isnt_gay]

i once stood on a skateboard and then a went flying but that wasnt helped by the fact that someone pushed me and then a broke a tooth

top that

[Jadeserai]

I rode on a FLYING Skateboard! And then I woke up with a really bad hangover in Rio.

[mohinder_isnt_gay]

lol nice one

my friend talks in a english accent when shes drunk

top that

[Нєяоєѕ Lоѕт Ғдп]

I talk in an English accent ALL THE TIME!

[karambit]

I once beat someone up for talking in a fake English accent.

Top that.

[Kilfer]

I'm not sure if these all have to be related but uh, here's the scenario.

1: I wanted to go picnic'ing with hot girls
2: I was told to attend our family gathering (swimming, bbq, okay cool)
3: I'm there for about 1-2 hours before I'm told to help my uncle roof this small condo of his (not as impressive as it may or may not sound). I was in flip flops and a bathing suit because of not knowing I was going to do this
4: It was supposed to be 1 hour, it was about 5-6, on roof, in the BAKING sun (I mean backing, my entire back peeled in one fell swoop, it was REALLY sick, burned my back actually, in a bad way).
5: But it doesn't end there, I actually fell through the roof . . . and uh, my right buttock was purple, up to my back. Otherwise my left leg welted up to a small ball, my right leg got a few scrathed. My pinky swelled up (splinter), and some scrapes and bruises along the way, but no broken bones (never have yet).

That was about a month ago, back's better, but my left leg, still swollen.

I'm anti sun-block too . . . top that?