[xXalter-egoXx]

Women over 30

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask," What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a @.%$ what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her
friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig .................. just to get a little sausage

[Leah]

As someone who is 33, I loved this post.

[ford prefect]

as someone who is only 27, i also agree with this post. but i think i am wise beyond my years.

[tobnameless]

I think it is wildly funny and wonderfully true and horribly sad. I knew that I was growing up when I found the mothers more attractive than the daughters. I like to care for a woman, but I don't want a woman to need it. I really can't stand a needy woman or man for that matter. Good thing I'm not gay or bi, because nearly all men are needy including yours truly.


I offer up my humble servitude to women over 30 (or in fords case mental 30) for putting up with the likes of us men and our bag full of foibles.

[xXalter-egoXx]

Originally Posted by ford prefect

as someone who is only 27, i also agree with this post. but i think i am wise beyond my years.

You are very much so wise beyond your years... I just wanted to let everyone know (especially my younger counterparts)... that there is life after 30...

[ford prefect]

especially when we dont hit our sexual peak until after 30!

mowr!
8)

[xXalter-egoXx]

Originally Posted by Leah

As someone who is 33, I loved this post.

Leah I'm right behind you... just turned 31... :shock: 8)

I'm lovin' it! :wink:

[Mathsorcerer]

So, so, so incredibly true.

The ladies here have already seem to have that classy maturity that just catches my eye.

[rent_a_versa]

Andy Rooney is so cool! Damn has he put together a book yet of his lists?

[supergroovymama]

Originally Posted by ford prefect

as someone who is only 27, i also agree with this post. but i think i am wise beyond my years.

Add a year & this is me to! :wink: