I've been under surveillance my entire life. I think it's aliens, I'm an exeperiment of theirs they must keep a weary eye upon. Either that or I'm just nuts!
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*cricket noises*
Nope, no stalkers in my bushes. Besides, who'd watch a Ninja like myself unless they wanted their head caved in and their faces kicked off into the Sun.
Wait, thought I saw somethng...
Sorry, had to kick someone's face off into the moon and cave their lungs in (different insult than being watched, you wouldn't get it)
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Ahhh.. good times...
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"You are the PIXIE KING and you cannot deny it... you cannot run away from the truth... Soon everyone will know who you really are... and that is... the ALMIGHTY PIXIE KING who possesses magical girly pixie powers and wears a pink blouse and a pink miniskirt while wielding a huge wand!"